“噢，噢，噢，噢” “ oh, oh, oh, oh “
嗯。 Hmm.
哦，不。 oh, no.
爸爸，不！ Dad, no!
爸爸，这不是你想的那样。他们是朋友，看到了吗？ Dad, it's not what you think. They're friends, see?
-猜猜是谁？-嗯，拉里？ - Guess who? - Um, Larry?
嘿 Hey!
嘿，伙计。你去了哪里？ Hey, buddy. Where you been?
牙医诊所。我今天把牙套从尖牙上取下来了。 Orthodontist. I got the braces off my fangs today.
你怎么认为？ What do you think?
-哦，他们看起来棒极了！-我知道，对吧？ - Oh, they look fantastic! - I know, right?
这就像我是一个全新的我。 It's like I'm a whole new me.
爸爸，狼不再攻击绵羊了。 Dad, wolves don't attack sheep anymore.
那是过去的日子。这是一个新时代。 Those were the old days. It's a new era.
你是最棒的，拉里。一切都在一起。 You're the best, Larry. It's all coming together.
永远的好朋友！ Best friends forever!
嘿，很高兴再次见到你。 Hey, good to see you again.
你要教太极，是吗？ You're gonna teach tai chi, huh?
它对健康有很多好处。 It has many health benefits.
那么，博迪，你回到城里多久了？ So, bodi, how long you back in town?
过一会儿。最后一次旅行让人筋疲力尽。 A little while. That last tour was exhausting.
我们正在休息。 We're taking a break.
如果你想赚点外快， If you're iookin' to make a little extra money,
我可以找个人来清理剪下来的东西。 I could use someone to sweep up the clippings.
不是吗？ Nah, huh?
看，是安格斯·散漫古德。 Look, it's Angus scattergood.
女士们，先生们，请加入我的行列 Ladies and gentlemen, please join me
还有我以前从未见过的新的好朋友，霓虹灯。。。 and my new best friend who I've never met before, neon...
-莱特。-那是你的真名吗？ - Lyte. - Is that your real name?
哦，我喜欢。上面写着霓虹灯。所以这很聪明，看到了吗？ Oh, I like that. It says neon lyte. So it's quite clever, see?
嘿，安格斯，你为什么不告诉偷窥者 Hey, Angus, why don't you tell the peeps
我们的新节目《战斗节拍》是关于什么的？ what our new show, battle the beat, is all about?
好吧，战斗节奏 Well, battle the beat
是一个音乐才艺发掘节目。 is a musical talent discovery show.
现在你可能会说，“我以前听说过” Now you might say, "I've heard of that before"
但不是这样，因为这一次， but not like this, because this time,
每周我们都会指导一场音乐表演。 each week we coach a musical act.
现在你可能会说你以前听过，但不是这样， Now you might say you heard that before, but not like this,
因为他们每周都要战斗 because they will battle each week
饼干、尖头、烟灰或芦笋，无论他们选择哪一种， for biscuits, or points, or soot, or asparagus, whichever they choose,
它以一个非常炫耀的结局达到高潮， and it culminates with a very ostentatious finale,
法语中的意思是“最终”， which means "final" in French,
获胜者将获得一份巨额唱片合同！ in which a winner will get a mega-deal recording contract!
-哇！-真正地 - Whoa! - Really?
-嘘！-所以加油，杰克。 - Shh! - So get on it, Jack.
下载应用程序，在你的设备上观看，它会比冰更凉爽。 Download the app, watch on your device, and it'll be cooler than ice.
是的，正是他说的，杰克。呃，杰克是谁？ Yeah, just what he said, Jack. Uh, who's Jack?
-Wi-Fi密码是什么？-我没有密码。 - What's the Wi-Fi password? - I don't have the password.
我不敢相信安格斯会做这个节目。 I can't believe Angus is doing this show.
为什么？看起来很有趣。 Why? It looks like fun.
这是一条捷径。参赛者不愿意支付他们的会费。 It's a shortcut. The contestants aren't willing to pay their dues.
他们只想一蹴而就。 They just want overnight success.
我甚至不知道他们是否关心音乐。 I don't even know if they care about the music.
但它有名人教练和很多闪闪发光的东西。 But it has celebrity coaches and lots of sparkly stuff.
我正在下载应用程序。 I'm downloading the app.
它想访问我的位置和联系人。 It wants access to my location and contacts.
没关系，对吧？ That's okay, right?
-对不起！-嘿 - Pardon me! - Hey!
正在通过。 Coming through.
借过一下！ Excuse me! Coming through!
让开，好吗？ Move aside, would ya?
这是真的吗？这是真的吗？ Is it true? Is it true?
我一听到这件事，就跑了过来。 The moment I heard about it, I came running.
哇，黑泽尔，冷静下来。发生什么事？ Whoa, Hazel, calm down. What's going on?
我刚从一个完全不可靠的消息来源听到一个未经证实的谣言 I just heard an unsubstantiated rumor from a totally unreliable source
今天早上附近发生了一起狼的袭击。 that there was a near wolf attack this morning.
不，没什么。我误解了形势。 No, it was nothing. I misread the situation.
你看起来很失望。 You look disappointed.
你意识到这是不自然的，对吧？ You realize this isn't natural, right?
绵羊和狼友好相处。 Sheep and wolf fraternizing together.
这不是它应该有的样子。 It's not the way it's supposed to be.
还有，坎帕，看看你自己。你是一只藏獒！ And, khampa, look at yourself. You're a mastiff!
你应该全神贯注地盯着目标， You're supposed to be all eyes on the target,
随时准备保护和防御，但你没有！ ready to protect and defend at any moment, and you're not!
哦，你变软了，枕头也不舒服了。 Oh, you've gone soft and not comfy pillow-soft.
你就像糊状的、遍体鳞伤的香蕉一样柔软。 You're like mushy, bruised banana-soft.
黑泽尔，情况不同了。时代变了。 Hazel, things are different. Times have changed.
不同的 Different?
无聊怎么样？ How about boring?
我们生活在和平与和谐中怎么样？ How about we're living in peace and Harmony?
和平与和谐？ Peace and Harmony?
哦 Oh!
和平被完全高估了。 Peace is totally overrated.
Harmony是一个主要的噱头。 And Harmony is a major buzzkill.
没有任何行动。 There's no action.
哦，环顾四周。没有什么可做的。 Oh, look around. There is nothing to do.
你可以报名参加坎帕的太极课。 You can enroll in khampa's tai chi class.
呃，我更喜欢交叉。 Eh, I prefer crossfit.
我能说什么呢，黑泽尔？每个人都相处得很好。 What can I say, Hazel? Everyone's getting along.
嗨，耶！ Hi-yah!
嗯？ Huh?
我...嗯…我喜欢，嗯... I, um... I like, uh...
你喜欢什么？说出来。 You like what? Spit it out.
我喜欢你说的话。 I like what you were saying.
这里很无聊。 It's boring around here.
对吗？对吗？ Right? Right?
我喜欢过去的样子。 I liked the way it used to be.
-当时既紧张又兴奋！-是啊 - There was tension and excitement! - Yeah.
现在看看每个人。 Now look at everyone.
眼睛紧盯着屏幕，观看所有感觉良好的节目。 Eyes glued to their screens, watching all the feel-good shows.
这让我恶心。 It makes me sick.
需要有一个剧中人物既刻薄又令人讨厌的节目。 There needs to be a show where the characters are mean and nasty.
嗯。 Hmm.
对！ Yes!
一个可以让每个人再次为冲突感到兴奋的节目！ A show that could get everyone excited about conflict again!
一旦他们看到自己错过了什么。。。 And once they see what they've been missing...
狼和羊将再次成为敌人。 Wolves and sheep will be enemies once again.
嘿，你很聪明。。。 Hey, you're pretty smart...
为了一只狼。 For a wolf.
单鞭。 Single whip.
云手。 Cloud hands.
我喜欢云手。 I love cloud hands.
这就像爵士乐的手，只有云朵。 It's like jazz hands, only with clouds.
现在右脚后跟踢， Now right heel kick,
把老虎抱过山。 and carry the tiger over the mountain.
嗯，坎帕？弗利特伍德再次败在卡尔身上。 Uh, khampa? Fleetwood fell on Karl again.
嗯，坎帕？是时候。 Um, khampa? It's time.
-时间？什么时候了？-奋力拼搏。 - Time? Time for what? - Battle the beat.
只剩下两场比赛了，参赛者不相上下。 There's only two shows left and the contestants are neck and neck.
真正地你们宁愿看一些。。。 Really? You guys would rather watch some...
嗯？ Huh?
-愚蠢的电视节目。。。什么？-好吧 - Dumb TV show... what? - All right!
我真的很喜欢这个节目的新主持人。 I really like the new host of the show.
我特别喜欢音乐教练之间诙谐的对答。 I particularly enjoy the witty repartee between the musical coaches.
莱扎真的改变了游戏规则。 That lezah's a real game changer.
让我们为塔拉放弃吧！ Let's give it up for Tara!
嘘，嘘，嘘！ Shh, shh, shh, shh!
我们听到两位选手都在唱歌。 We have heard both contestants sing.
现在让我们听听教练们要说什么。 Now let's hear what the coaches have to say.
霓虹的 Neon.
塔拉，女孩，让我告诉你，很高兴能指导你。 Tara, girl, let me tell you, it's a pleasure coaching you.
你把那首歌提升到了另一个层次。 You took that song to another level.
我的意思是，砰，砰，这周你是最棒的， I mean, bang, pop, this week you are on top,
因为我们从安格斯那边听到的， because what we heard from the Angus side,
我的意思是，我知道摇滚的那些年 I mean, I know all those years in rock and roll
影响了你的听力，安格斯， affected your hearing, Angus,
但是，呃，我不知道你是音盲。 but, uh, I didn't know you were tone deaf.
活力！ Zing!
这就是为什么他们称我为zing之王的原因。 That's why they call me the king of zing.
我说得对吗？各位，我说得对吗？来吧，让我听听。 Am I right? Am I right, people? Come on, let me hear it.
来吧，现在就给我。 Come on, give it to me now.
安格斯，你会接受吗？ Angus, are you gonna take that?
对于一个叫霓虹灯的人来说，你是一个相当暗淡的灯泡。 For someone whose name is neon lyte, you're quite a dim bulb, you know.
事实是，你嫉妒我。 The fact is, you are jealous of me.
事实上，你是如此的嫉妒， In fact, you're so green with envy,
你应该把你的名字从霓虹灯改成聚光灯。 you should change your name from neon lyte to limelight.
或者大的绿色苹果灯 Or big green apple light
这并不奏效，令人羡慕。 that doesn't really work and is envious.
嗯？爸爸，你在做什么？ Huh? Dad, what are you doing?
博迪！你错过了！安格斯刚刚说了一句最有趣的话。 Bodi! You missed it! Angus just said the funniest thing.
我真不敢相信你竟然为此罢课。 I can't believe you stopped class for this.
这个节目是在浪费时间。 This show is a waste of time.
嫉妒多了？ Jealous much?
事实上，我被邀请上节目。 Actually, I was asked to be on the show.
真正地嘿，大家好，博迪会全力以赴的！ Really? Hey, everyone, bodi's gonna be on battle the beat!
但我拒绝了。 But I turned them down.
-什么？-你疯了吗？ - What? - Are you crazy?
这是一个关于音乐的节目。 It's a show about music.
不，这个节目不是关于唱歌的。 No, this show isn't about singing.
-这是关于…-活力！ - It's about... - Zing!
别忘了下次参加我们的大结局， Don't forget to join us next time for the grand finale,
我们的两位选手将在那里决一雌雄 where our two contestants will battle it out
而你们，球迷们，将选择我们的获胜者。 and you, the fans, will choose our winner.
这将是一个充满兴奋、音乐和活力的夜晚！ It will be a night full of excitement, music, and lots of zing!
我是莱扎·林恩。 I'm lezah Lynn.
直到下一次，你要保持一致。 Until next time, you stay in tune.
很棒的表演。明天见，祝你好运。 Great show. See you tomorrow and keep those zings coming.
J'lalalalaj' J'lalalalalalaj'
隐马尔可夫模型。 hmm.
J'lalalalaj' J'lalalalalalaj'
j'alalalalaj' j'lalalalalalaj'
呃，25摄氏度？ uh, 25 degrees centigrade?
我清楚地说是26摄氏度。 I clearly said 26 degrees centigrade.
这里很冷。天气很冷！ It's freezing in here. It's freezing!
碳化的我不想要碳酸饮料。 Carbonated? I don't want carbonated.
我特别要了注入黄瓜的泉水。 I specifically requested cucumber-infused spring water.
无碳。只是非。。。 No carbon. Just the non...
只是里面有黄瓜的漂浮物。 Just the floaty stuff with cucumbers in there.
这是一场灾难！ This is a disaster!
嗯？ Huh?
安古斯？ Angus?
谁把鳄梨放在水果拼盘上？ Who put the avocado on a fruit platter?
-嗯？-一定是傻瓜干的。 - Huh? - A twit must have done that.
是的，他们应该去twit学校。 Yeah, they should go to twit school.
你好安古斯？ Hello? Angus?
-你在吗？你能听到我说话吗？-博迪？博迪，在电话里！ - You there? Can you hear me? - Bodi? Bodi, on the phone!
博迪，博迪！ Bodi, bodi!
啊。 Ah.
你打电话祝贺我今晚的演出了吗？ Did you call to congratulate me on tonight's show?
嗯，嗯，嗯。。。 Uh, well, um...
安格斯，即时收视率很高。有史以来最好的数字。 Angus, the instant ratings are in. Best numbers ever.
你正在扼杀它。继续做你所做的。 You are killing it. Keep doing what you do.
我不知道自己在做什么，但这对我来说是音乐。 I don't know what I'm doing, but that's music to my ears.
是的，我想。 Yeah, I guess.
噢，我不喜欢那种语气。这是一种偏见。 Ooh, don't like that tone. That's a bitjudgey.
-我能说实话吗？-对 - Can I be honest? - Yes!
是的，说实话，除非这会让我难过， Yes, be honest unless it's gonna upset me,
然后谎言就可以了。 and then lies will do fine.
安格斯，我会直截了当地告诉你。 Angus, I'll be straight with you.
-我不是这个节目的粉丝。-嗯，我想我更喜欢谎言。 - I'm not a fan of the show. - Well, I think I prefer the lies.
这是一个与音乐无关的音乐节目。 It's a music show that's not really about the music.
这是关于刺激和侮辱。 It's about zingers and insults.
是的，好吧，我和你在一起，伙计。 Yeah, well, I'm with you, mate.
但观众，你知道，公众，他们想要精彩的表演。 But the audience, you know, the public out there, they want the zingers.
他们似乎只对这些感兴趣，而不是对和弦之类的东西感兴趣。 That's all they seem to be interested in, not in chords and stuff.
你的音乐是为了让听众快乐， Your music is about making listeners happy,
让他们感觉良好。 making them feel good.
这个节目没有做到这一点。 This show doesn't do that.
你曾经告诉我，没有Harmony就没有音乐。 You once told me there is no music without Harmony.
所以，坚持住。所以，与其互相争斗。。。 So, hang on. So instead of fighting against each other...
你是个傻瓜，我是个傻瓜。。。 You're a twit, I'm a twit...
我们应该在Harmony一起工作吗？ We should be working together in Harmony?
对因为，你看，那样。。。 Yes! Because, you see, that way...
是的，等等，等等，别在这里说话。 Yeah, well, hang on, hang on, stop talking here.
我在想我有一个创造性的时刻。。。 I'm thinking I'm having a moment of creative...
他们怎么称呼它？天才的东西。这是我的一个时刻。 What do they call it? Genius stuff. It's one of my moments.
我有一个顿悟的时刻。是的，我明白了！正确的 I'm having an epiphany moment. Yeah, I've got it! Right.
好吧，用我的紫色钢笔， Okay, with my purple pen here,
我会写一首歌来庆祝和谐， I'll write a song that's celebrating Harmony,
不是以一种无力的方式，而是以一种无助的方式， not on a wishy-washy way, but in a washy-wishy way,
这与“一贫如洗”相反。 which is the opposite of wishy-washy.
然后霓虹灯和我一起表演一首歌 And then neon and I shall perform a song together
年轻的音乐家们在法国的大结局中。 with young musicians in the grand finale, which is French.
我们应该把这首歌叫做。。。 And we should call the song...
-和谐”？-不！ - Harmony"? - No!
等等。对我本来打算称之为“闪电侠胡言乱语” Uh, wait. Yes. I was gonna call it "blither-blather,"
但我认为“和谐”更有意义。 but "Harmony" makes more sense, I suppose.
是的，我刚才有个好主意。 Yeah, what a nice idea I've just had.
博迪，当我有一个好主意的时候，你能听进去真是太好了。 Bodi, it's great that you're just listening in while I've had a great idea.
法语，请收看大结局。 Tune in for the finale, French.
我会非常棒的！ I will be spectacular!
还有其他人，我想，也许吧。 And the other guys, I suppose, maybe.
听起来不错，安格斯。 Sounds great, Angus.
那将是。。。 That'll be...
我在区域内。 I'm in the zone.
融洽 Harmony!
现在来和霓虹灯分享我的才华，灯泡先生。 Now to share my brilliance with neon, Mr. Lightbulb.
我们两个一起唱歌？ The two of us singing together?
是的，还有那些门生。 Yeah, along with the protégés as well.
我的意思是，也许。有点改变了节目的氛围。 I mean, maybe. Kind of changes the vibe of the show.
是的，好吧，关爱，分享的氛围。 Yeah, well, caring, sharing vibe.
一切都是关于一体性的。 All about the oneness.
融洽 Harmony.
啊。和谐被高估了。 Ugh. Harmony is overrated.
电视是关于观众的， TV is about viewers,
而现在收视率正在飙升。 and right now the ratings are going through the roof.
不是因为音乐， Not because of the music,
但因为他们喜欢你们互相刺激。 but because they love it when you zing each other.
这就是这个节目的乐趣所在。 That's what makes the show fun.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
我认为这会让观众反感。 I think it will turn off the audience.
你会失去粉丝的。 You will lose fans.
不。传球。硬传球。真的很硬。 Nope. Pass. Hard pass. Really hard pass.
安格斯，我们只想让节目保持原样。 We're just going to keep the show the way it is, Angus.
这就是你的决定，是吗？ So that's your decision, is it?
好吧，也许我会让网络高管们提出这个想法 Well, perhaps I'll just float the idea by the network executives
看看他们会怎么说。 and see what they gotta say.
其中一些高管对某些事情略知一二。 Some of those executives know a thing or two about stuff.
-嗯。-嗯。 - Hmm. - Mm-mm.
我就知道你会改变主意的。 I knew you would change your mind.
哦，你在那里得到了什么？ Oh, what you got there?
不，等一下。你在做什么？ No, hang on. What are you doing?
-嘿，来吧，快点。-可以 - Hey, come on, hurry up. - Okay!
博迪，我很惊讶在这里看到你。 Bodi, I'm surprised to see you here.
我以为你不喜欢这个节目。 I thought you didn't like the show.
我没有，但安格斯今晚有特别的计划 I didn't, but Angus has something special planned for tonight
我不想错过。 and I don't wanna miss it.
安古斯？嗯 Angus? Uh...
忠于他变幻莫测的本性， True to his unpredictable nature,
安格斯已经离开了节目。 Angus has left the show.
-什么？-是的。 - What? - Yep.
他一意孤行地退出了。 He went totally rock and roll and quit.
哦，这让他的表演者没有教练， Ooh, this leaves his performer without a coach,
这意味着他们失去了结局。 which means they forfeit the finale.
霓虹灯，你的队伍赢了。 Neon, your team wins.
是 啊 Yeah!
霓虹灯，你对你的音乐教练同伴有什么看法 Neon, what do you have to say about your fellow musical coach
以及他离开节目的决定？ and his decision to leave the show?
我的意思是，唯一比成为一个失败者更糟糕的事情就是成为一个放弃者。 I mean, the only thing worse than being a loser is being a quitter.
活力！ Zing!
好吧，这一季的战斗就到此为止了。 Well, that's gonna do it for this season of battle the beat.
但别担心。 But don't you worry.
我们即将迎来一个梦幻般的全新赛季。 We have a fantastic brand new season right around the corner.
它会变得更大更好。 It's gonna be bigger and better.
史诗般的战斗，更多精彩！ Epic battles, more zings!
为独家唱片合同而苦苦挣扎 Battling it out for an exclusive record contract
将是吉他粉碎经理，斧头箭。 will be guitar shredding impresario, axe arrow.
与axe竞争的将是最热门的女子乐队k-9。 Competing against axe will be the hottest girl band around, k-9.
-嘿！-嗨，在那里！ - Hey! - Hi, there!
我们在电视上。嗨，妈妈！ We're on TV. Hi, mom!
哦，不客气。当然，霓虹灯将是教练之一， Oh, welcome. Of course, neon will be one of the coaches,
但我们还不知道另一个会是谁。 but we don't know who the other one will be yet.
我有点沮丧。 I'm kind of bummed.
我真的很期待能见到安格斯·散漫古德。 I was really looking forward to meeting Angus scattergood.
是的，他是个传奇。对吧，女孩们？ Yes, he is a legend. Right, girls?
实际上，我们从来没有听说过他。 Like, literally, we've never heard of him.
什么你不知道安格斯·散射古德是谁吗？ What? You don't know who Angus scattergood is?
他是个天才！摇滚传奇！ He's a genius! A rock legend!
他是我第一次拿起吉他的原因。 He's the reason I first picked up a guitar.
你知道他们听不见你说话，对吧？ You know they can't hear you, right?
这太疯狂了！ This is crazy!
他们是音乐节目的参赛者 They're contestants on a music show
-他们从来没有听说过安格斯？-或者他的音乐。 - and they've never heard of Angus? - Or his music.
我必须为此做点什么。 I have to do something about this.
你能做什么？ What can you do?
我会接受他们的提议。 I'm gonna take them up on their offer.
我会教这些孩子安格斯是谁 I'll teach these kids who Angus scattergood is
并恢复他作为摇滚神的遗产。 and restore his legacy as a rock god.
我将成为下一个战斗的教练。 I'm gonna be the next coach on battle the beat.
我在哪里？ Where am I?
我是谁？ Who am I?
坚持 Hang on.
这是一个令人愉快的声音。我喜欢那种声音。 That's a pleasant sound. I like that sound.
你知道我是谁吗？ Do you know who I am?
我失忆了。 I lost my memory.
你好 Hello?
女士们，先生们，您好。 Mesdames et messieurs, hello.
呃，对不起，你是绵羊吗？ Uh, pardon me, are you sheep?
因为你似乎没有领袖 'Cause you seem to have no leader
在没有向导的情况下穿越这个山区？ and are traversing this mountainous region with no guidance?
是的，我们没有正式组织或什么都没有。 Yeah, we ain't formally organized or nothing.
啊！我就是这么做的！ Ah! That's what I do!
我就是这么做的。我是一个羊领导。 That's what I do. I'm a sheep leader.
牧羊人。 A sheep herder.
牧羊人。 A Shepherd.
我是你的领导。我会照顾你的牛群。 I'm your leader. I will tend to your herd.
嗯，是的。我的意思是，从技术上讲，我们是一群人。 Uh, yeah. I mean, technically we're a flock.
一个人的羊群就是另一个人的牛群。 One man's flock is another man's herd.
-我们对此很满意。-正确的让我们继续战斗吧。 - Uh, we're good with that. - Right! Let's soldier on.
我们会移动fonnards。好的，v形。 And we'll move fonnards. Okay, v formation.
这只羊在这里，你明白了。 This sheep here, you take point.
只是每个人都向左移动。 Just everyone move to the left.
哦，然后向右移动。 Oh, and move to the right.
正确的向左跳，向右跳， Right. Skip to the left and skip to the right,
向左跳，向右跳， and jump to the left and jump to the right,
旋转，旋转，旋转和向下。 and spin, spin, spin, and down.
向左移动，然后向右移动， Move to the left and then move to the right,
向左跳，向右跳。 and skip to the left and skip to the right.
现在向左跳，向右跳， Nowjump to the left and jump to the right,
你转来转去。。。 and you spin all around and you...
哇！ Whoa!
-嗯？-隐马尔可夫模型。 - Hmm? - Hmm.
欢迎来到新一季的战斗节拍。 Welcome to the new season of battle the beat.
再次与我们一起担任常驻音乐教练 Back with us again as our resident musical coach
和卫冕冠军。。。 and reigning champion...
霓虹灯电解液！ Neon lyte!
谢谢，谢谢。请坐下，坐下。 Thank you, thank you. Please, sit down, sit down.
zing之王在房子里！坐下，坐下。 The king of zing is in the house! Sit down, sit down.
和取代安格斯散射古德，从乐队真正的蓝色 And replacing Angus scattergood, from the band true blue
是一位多白金唱片艺术家，在全球的舞台上销售一空。 is a multi-platinum recording artist that sold out arenas worldwide.
女士们、先生们：， Ladies and gentlemen,
摇滚感。。。紧身胸衣！ rock sensation... bodi!
博迪，你准备好把它和霓虹灯混在一起了吗？ Bodi, are you ready to mix it up with neon?
我更兴奋的是能和斧头在一起 I'm more excited about getting together with axe
和他分享我对摇滚乐的了解。 and sharing with him what I know about rock and roll.
这听起来很棒，除了一个小细节。 That sounds wonderful, except for one small detail.
那是什么？ What's that?
你不会成为教练。 You're not going to be coaching axe.
-嗯？-这是正确的。 - Huh? - That's right.
霓虹灯将成为教练， Neon will be coaching axe,
你将执教女子组，k-9！ and you will be coaching the all-girl group, k-9!
什么 What?!
我不能指导那些女孩。 I can't coach those girls.
-当然可以。-他们是想成为流行歌星的小人物。 - Sure you can. - They're little popstar wannabes.
他们对摇滚一无所知。 They don't know anything about rock and roll.
所以教他们。 So teach them.
这就是当教练的意义所在，对吧？ That's what being a coach is all about, right?
-我想是的。-嘿，我知道。 - I guess so. - Hey, I know.
该剧仍然可以进入安格斯的豪宅。 The show still has access to Angus's mansion.
你为什么不在那里开店？ Why don't you set up shop there?
有什么更好的方式将他们介绍给摇滚世界 What better way to introduce 'em to the world of rock and roll
比在传说的巢穴里？ than in the legend's lair?
-这是个好主意。-事情已经解决了。 - That's a good idea. - It's settled.
现在，如果你能原谅我的话，我得把我的头摘下来。 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta take my head off.
嗯？ Huh?
哦，这是娱乐圈的说法。 Oh, that's a showbiz expression.
关于这一切，我想我还有很多东西要学。 I guess I've got a lot to learn about all this.
你会明白的。 You'll catch on.
难以置信的他们的第一次排练迟到了半个小时？ Unbelievable! A half hour late for their first rehearsal?
最后 Finally.
哇，这个婴儿床亮了！ Whoa, this crib is lit!
好吧，女孩们，让我们开始。。。 Okay, girls, let's get...
我太喜欢这个壁橱了。 I am so crushing on this closet space.
这些挖掘简直令人惊叹。看看这个工作室。 These digs are straight up amazing. Look at this studio.
我和我的小队要铺设一些病态的跑道。 Me and my squad are gonna lay down some sick tracks.
#ki||ingit！ #ki||ingit!
看那个屏幕！ Look at that screen!
太棒了！我必须像现在这样比赛！ It's epic! I have to play my game like right now!
有人知道Wi-Fi密码吗？ Does anyone know the Wi-Fi password?
这真是难以置信！ This is unbelievable!
嗯，你好吗？女孩？ Um, hello? Girls?
你能停止奔跑和叫喊吗？ Can you stop running and shouting?
天哪！ Oh, my gosh!
嗯？ Huh?
弗霍亚，伙计。 Vvhoa, dude.
为什么这么咸？ Why so salty?
我想引起你的注意。 I was trying to get your attention.
所以你是通过破坏我们的耳膜来做到这一点的？ So you do that by busting out our eardrums?
#随机的。 #random.
是 啊你完全扼杀了这种氛围。 Yeah. You totally killed the vibe.
什么不，我只是。。。 What? No, I just...
听着，你不会走进陌生人的房子 Look, you don't come into a stranger's house
开始到处跑。 and start running all over the place.
你知道这是谁的房子吗？ Do you know whose house this is?
是 啊安迪·斯马森诺德。 Yeah. Andy smathennood.
不，太棒了。 No. Smattergood.
我的意思是，安格斯散漫。 I mean, Angus scattergood.
呃，我更喜欢另一个名字。 Eh, I like the other name better.
是 啊我刚发帖说我在Andy Snattennod家 Yeah. I just posted I'm at Andy snattennood's house
我已经有30000多个赞了。 and I already have over 30,000 likes.
嗯？ Huh?
把它做成30002。 Make that 30,002.
你们能自己处理行李吗？ Could you guys handle your own luggage?
-这对ozzie来说太过分了。-当然 - This is too much for ozzie. - Sure.
但我们的其他行李需要一些帮助。 But we're gonna need some help with our other bags.
还有什么袋子？ What other bags?
你为什么打包这么多？ Why did you pack so much?
好吧，我们有我们表演的所有服装，还有灯光。 Well, we have all the outfits we perform in, plus lighting.
你自己带了舞台灯？ You brought your own stage lights?
你的名字是用I还是y拼写的？ Do you spell your name with an I or a y?
一、为什么？ I.why?
不，说真的，是哪一个？我还是y？ No, seriously, which is it? I or y?
-不，你为什么需要知道？-我正在给你贴标签。 - No, why do you need to know? - I'm tagging you in a post.
-你喜欢哪个站台？-站台 - Which platform do you like? - Platform?
他们从山上下来做这件事，一直没有停止。 They came down the mountain doing this and haven't stopped.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
他们想唱“闪闪发光的彩虹” And they wanna sing "glitter rainbow."
那甚至不是真正的音乐。 That's not even real music.
博迪，亲爱的，亲爱的不要向我抱怨。 Bodi, sweetie, darling, don't complain to me.
你必须使用视频日记亭。 You have to use the video diary booth.
那是什么？ What is that?
这是节目的关键部分 It's a crucial part of the show
在那里你可以说出任何人或任何事情。 where you can sound off about anyone or anything.
观众喜欢它。 Viewers love it.
也获得了很多精彩。 Gets a lot of zings too.
可以 Okay.
我这么做是因为“闪闪发光的彩虹” I'm doing this because of "glitter rainbow,"
女孩们想唱的新歌。 that new song the girls wanna sing.
这不好。这甚至不是音乐。 It's not good. It's not even music.
写作不需要天赋，唱歌也不需要天赋。 It took no talent to write and less talent to sing.
我的意思是，如果这是他们想做的那种音乐， I mean, if that's the kind of music they wanna do,
我不知道我是否能继续做这个节目。 I don't know if I can continue to do the show.
这就是我多么不喜欢那首歌。 That's how much I don't like that song.
这似乎不对。 This doesn't seem right.
J“我们走吧” J“ let's go j“
嗯？ Huh?
嘿，伙计 Hey, bodl
好吧，你觉得怎么样？ well, what do you think?
那就不一样了。 That was different.
既然你在做电视节目，而我们有一段时间休息， Since you're doing the TV show and we have some time off,
我决定探索不同的音乐视野。 I decided to explore different musical horizons.
你怎么称呼它？ What do you call that?
Zydeco维京金属。 Zydeco viking metal.
也许我们会在下一次真正的蓝色之旅中演奏它。 Maybe we play it on our next true blue tour.
看看这个，博迪。 Check this out, bodi.
我称之为水蓝色的环境恍惚音乐。 I call it aqua crunk ambient trance music.
这绝对不是摇滚乐。 That's definitely not rock and roll.
不，他们在电梯里放的是音乐， No, it's music they play in the elevators,
如果你幸运的话，还有牙医诊所。 and, if you're lucky, the dentist office.
博迪，你在这里做什么？ Bodi, what are you doing here?
你不应该辅导你的表演者吗？ Aren't you supposed to be coaching your performers?
我认为他们是不可战胜的。 I think they're uncoachable.
我的足球教练就是这么评价我的。 That's what my soccer coach said about me.
还有我的田径教练和脚趾摔跤教练。 And my track coach and my toe wrestling coach.
什么这是一件事。 What? It's a thing.
怎么了，博迪？ What seems to be the problem, bodi?
首先，他们不懂摇滚乐。 For one, they don't understand rock and roll.
他们喜欢什么样的音乐？ What kind of music are they into?
“闪闪发光的彩虹”，但我很难称之为音乐。 "Glitter rainbow," but I'd hardly call that music.
哦，他们也喜欢泡泡。很多泡沫。 Oh, and they like bubbles too. Lots of bubbles.
博迪，你必须有耐心和开放的心态。 Bodi, you have to be patient and open-minded.
记住，摇滚并不是唯一的音乐。 Remember, rock and roll isn't the only kind of music.
但这是最好的音乐。 But it is the best kind of music.
只有女孩们不知道，因为她们只听过。 Only the girls don't know that because they've only heard it.
他们从来没有真正玩过摇滚乐。 They've never actually played rock and roll.
嘿，就这样！如果他们演奏， Hey, that's it! If they play it,
他们将真正与摇滚乐的核心联系在一起。 they'll truly get connected to the heart of rock and roll.
摇滚乐也有脾脏吗？ Does rock and roll have a spleen too?
因为这对预防感染非常重要。 'Cause that would be very important for preventing infections.
或者这会是摇滚乐的胆囊吗？ Or would that be the gallbladder of rock and roll?
你觉得呢，亲爱的？ What do you think, darma?
嗯，这并不完全是我的意思。 Well, it's not exactly what I meant.
我知道。它更好！ I know. It's better!
我等不及要告诉女孩们她们要表演了 I can't wait to tell the girls they're gonna be performing
电视上直播的一首安格斯的歌曲。 an Angus scattergood song live on TV.
女士们，是时候排练了。 Ladies, it's time to rehearse.
-我们一直在练习。-没关系。 - We've been practicing. - It doesn't matter.
我太激动了。我找到了最适合你的歌。 I'm so stoked. I found the perfect song for you.
哦，因为我们有一首歌想唱。 Oh, 'cause we have a song we'd like to sing.
真正地这不会发生 Really? It wouldn't happen to be
安格斯的《吠叫的月亮》，是吗？ "barking moon" by Angus scattergood, would it?
-安格斯是谁？-他指的是安迪。 - Who's Angus? - He means Andy.
-哦。-不，不，不。 - Oh. - No, no, no.
霓虹灯下的“糖，糖，轰，轰”。 It's "sugar, sugar, boom, boom" by neon.
直接开火！ It's straight fire!
好吧，我不知道这意味着什么，但霓虹灯是竞争对手。 Okay, I don't know what that means, but neon is the competition.
你在唱“吠叫的月亮” You're singing "barking moon."
但我们不喜欢那种音乐。 But we don't like that kind of music.
你不喜欢它，因为你只听过它。 You don't like it because you've only heard it.
是的，嗯。 Yeah, duh.
但一旦你演奏，就要真正演奏音乐， But once you play, actually play the music,
你会完全爱上它的。 you will totally fall in love with it.
嗯？你在开玩笑，对吧？ Huh? You're kidding me, right?
是的，我们不能那样玩。 Yeah, we can't play like that.
还没有。你只需要练习。 Not yet. You just have to practice.
为什么我们不能像试镜磁带上那样做呢？ Why can't we just do what we did on our audition tape?
你想赢得唱片合同，不是吗？ You want to win the recording contract, don't you?
是 啊嗯。 Yeah. Uh-huh.
好吧，听着。我是教练。 Well, listen. I'm the coach.
相信我，我的乐队真蓝， Trust me, with my band true blue,
我填满了竞技场，卖出了很多音乐。 I filled arenas and sold a lot of music.
这首歌会让你投票。 This is the song that will get you votes.
[毫米。 [Mhhmm.
让我们一起摇滚吧！ Let's rock and roll!
节奏有点慢。让我们再试一次。 The beat is a little off. Let's try it again.
“现在谁是大狗” J“ now who's the big dog j“
-j“谁比你大”——再试一次。 - j“ who's bigger than you j“ - try it again.
“我和我的大猎犬” J“ me and my big bad hounds j“
“我们喜欢对着月亮大喊大叫” j“ we like to shout at the moon j“
再一次 again.
再一次 Again.
“吠叫的月亮……” J“ barking moon... j“
j“是的！j” j“ yeah! J”
j“走向你j” j“ going out to you j“
j“吠叫的月亮…j” j“ barking moon... j“
-j“是的j”——又一次。 - j“ yeah j“ - again.
是的，这样更好。你开始明白了。 Yes, that's better. You're starting to get it.
哇，我们整晚都没睡？这就是摇滚乐。 Wow, we've been up all night? Now that's rock and roll.
我需要睡眠。 I need sleep.
-我也是。-我三个。 - Me too. - Me three.
我四个。我们上交吧。 Me four. Let's turn in.
你好 Hello?
-博迪，你在哪里？-我们在豪宅里。为什么？ - Bodi, where are you? - We're at the mansion. Why?
我们今天有演出。 We have a show today.
你和女孩们应该在这里进行技术排练。 You and the girls are supposed to be here for tech rehearsal.
什么不，女孩们今天不能表演了。他们还没有准备好。 What? No, the girls can't perform today. They're not ready.
博迪，这不是摇滚公园，当你想表演的时候就在那里表演。 Bodi, this isn't rock and roll park where you perform when you feel like it.
这就是娱乐圈。 This is showbiz.
我们要遵守时间表。过来。 We have a schedule to keep. Get over here.
一定有人知道我是谁。 There must be someone who knows who I am.
有？ Is there?
等一下，声音不大。 Hang on. Little sound.
这对我来说是音乐。 This is music to my ears.
我觉得自己是属于自己的。 I feel like I belong.
嘿你是机修工吗？ Hey! Are you the mechanic?
技工这就是它的名字吗？ Mechanic? Is that what it's called?
对是的，我是。 Yes. Yes, I am.
那是霓虹灯队的斧头。 That was axe from team neon.
真正具有爆发力的表演。 A truly explosive performance.
现在让我们听听博迪队的k-9， Now let's hear k-9 from team bodi,
当他们翻唱安格斯的经典歌曲时 as they perform a cover of the classic Angus scattergood hit
“咆哮的月亮。” "barking moon."
“我可以对着月亮嚎叫” J“ I can howl at the moon j“
j“比夜晚的狼还响” j“ louder than a wolf in the night j“
“我只是一直像狗一样吠叫” J“ I just keep barking like a dog j“
哦。 ooh.
J“这是一个很大的狗咬J” J“ it's a big dog bite j“
J“吠叫的月亮I J" barking moon I
J“我在追你” J“ I'm coming after you j“
“吠叫的月亮” J“ barking moon j“
j“我在追你。j” j“ I'm coming after you. J“
哦…凯，两幕的开始都很有趣。 O... Kay, interesting start for both acts.
让我们听听教练们的意见。 Let's hear from the coaches.
-霓虹灯？-关于斧头我能说些什么？ - Neon? - What can I say about axe?
他看起来不错，听起来不错。 He look good, he sounded good.
花花公子就是整个人。出色的表现。 Dude is the whole package. Stellar performance.
博迪，你觉得斧头怎么样？ Bodi, what did you think about axe?
他很棒。 He was great.
是 啊 Yeah!
我希望你能加入我的团队。 I wish you were on my team.
-我大声说了吗？-哇！ - Did I say that out loud? - Wow.
我知道，对吧？博迪的鼻子在电视上看起来真的很大。 I know, right? Bodi's nose looks really big on TV.
不，我的意思是，“哇， No, I meant, "wow,
我认为博迪不知道这个节目是怎么运作的。" I don't think bodi knows how this show works."
霓虹灯，对k-9有什么评论吗？ Neon, any comments about k-9?
嘿，你知道我说的是实话， Hey, you know I come with the truth,
事实是我很无聊，观众也很无聊。 and the truth is I was bored, the audience was bored.
见鬼，他们的音乐太无聊了， Heck, their music was so boring,
甚至他们的鼓手也睡着了。 even their drummer fell asleep.
活力！ Zing!
博迪，不要只是坐在那里。 Bodi, don't just sit there.
你有什么要说的？ What do you have to say?
嗯，好吧，你知道，我必须同意。 Um, well, you know, I have to agree.
本来可以更好的。 It could have been better.
他们演绎的“咆哮的月亮”更像是“咆哮的厄运” Their rendition of "barking moon" was more like "barking doom."
活力！ Zing!
博迪刚刚在自己的团队中大放异彩！ Bodi just zinged his own group!
哦，不，他没有。 Oh, no, he didn't.
哦，是的，他做到了。 Oh, yes, he did.
不，那不是一种刺激。 No, that wasn't a zing.
-我只是指出…-他们是多么可怕。 - I was just pointing out that... - How terrible they were.
现在是我最喜欢的战斗部分了。 Now it's time for my favorite part of battle the beat.
观众，登录您的智能设备并立即投票。 Viewers, log into your smart devices and vote now.
每个人都在投票给博迪的团队，对吧？ Everyone's voting for bodi's group, right?
-当然。-当然！ - Absolutely. - You bet!
所以，现在我们都相处得很好， So, now that we're all getting along,
我们应该像绵羊一样听从他的命令？ we're supposed to follow his orders like sheep?
我们是狼！是时候让我们再次露出牙齿了。 We're wolves! It's time we started showing our teeth again.
好吧，让我们看看观众是怎么投票的。 Okay, let's see how the viewers voted.
所有选票都投进去了，98%投给了。。。 With all the votes in, 98% went to...
霓虹灯团队！ Team neon!
只剩下百分之二用于团队紧身衣。 Leaving only 2% for team bodi.
这让斧头以98-2领先。 That gives axe a whopping 98-2 lead.
然而，现在还处于竞争的早期阶段， However, it's still early in the competition,
但对于博迪和k-9来说，这是一个需要克服的巨大领先优势。 but that's a big lead to overcome for bodi and k-9.
情况可能会更糟。 It could have been worse.
怎样 How?
他们三个人本来可以睡着的。 All three of them could have fallen asleep.
如果你问我，博迪变软了。 If you ask me, bodi's gone soft.
他就像一颗棉花糖。 He's like a marshmallow.
我有点同意狼的观点。他让霓虹灯漫过全身。 I kind of agree with the wolf. He let neon walk all over him.
他必须为自己挺身而出，进行反击。 He's gotta stand up for himself and fight back.
你是说我儿子很虚弱吗？ Are you saying my son is weak?
嗯，他看起来确实不像一只獒犬。 Well, he sure didn't look like a mastiff.
他更像是一只生活在钱包里摇摇欲坠的小狗。 He was more like one of those little shaky dogs that lives in a purse.
-噢，太棒了！-“摇摇晃晃的狗”？ - Ooh, zing! - "Shaky dog"?
一切都在以你想象的方式发生，黑泽尔。 It's all happening just the way you thought it would, Hazel.
完美的你让那些狼上船 Perfect. You get those wolves on board
剩下的我会继续照顾。 and I'll continue to take care of the rest.
不管你是否兴奋，不是我的孩子！ Whether you zing or not, not my boy!
你在那里。 There you are.
你们在演出后消失了。 You guys disappeared after the show.
我们在日记亭里发泄。 We were venting in the diary booth.
真正地你们在抱怨谁？ Really? Who are you guys griping about?
你觉得是谁？你 Who do you think? You.
我为什么？ Me? Why?
你把我们扔到了公共汽车下面。 You threw us under the bus.
霓虹灯压得我们喘不过气来，而你却继续前行。 Neon was crushing us and you piled on.
我该怎么说？ What was I supposed to say?
嗯，也许我们做得很好？ Um, maybe that we did a good job?
这是一场比赛。你想让我们赢，不是吗？ It's a competition. You want us to win, don't you?
-当然可以。-然后你必须提高你的水平。 - Yes, of course. - Then you have to up your game.
怎样 How?
当霓虹灯对你进行言语攻击时，你会打他一拳。 When neon gives you a verbal jab, you punch him right back.
-你想让我打他吗？-不 - You want me to hit him? - No.
如果他侮辱了你，你就回击他。 If he gives you an insult, you zing one back.
所以，如果他对我们的演唱说了一些刻薄的话， So, if he says something snarky about our singing,
你说“霓虹灯，我知道总有一天你会走得很远。 you say "neon, I know some day you'll go far.
当你这样做的时候，我希望你留在那里。" And when you do, I hope you stay there."
这很有趣。有点卑鄙，但很有趣。 That's funny. A little mean-spirited, but funny.
这似乎是一个更好的节目 It just seems like it would be a better show
如果我们彼此友好相处。 if we were nice to each other and got along.
是的，不是。 Yeah, no.
-谁会想看这个？-我会的。 - Who would wanna watch that? - I would.
是的，但你很无聊。 Yeah, but you're boring.
不，我不是。我是一个摇滚明星。 No, I'm not. I'm a rock star.
你说话的时候不行。 Not when you talk.
你至少能做的就是扔几个闪闪发光的霓虹灯。 The least you can do is toss a couple of zingers neon's way.
我不知道。 I don't know.
这不是我的风格，但对于你们这些女孩来说，我会试试的。 It's not really my style, but for you girls, I'll try.
你让我们唱那首蹩脚的歌，在电视直播中让自己难堪。 You made us sing that lame song and embarrass ourselves on live TV.
我们必须创作一首与我们的最佳状态同步的歌曲。 We have to do a song that's in sync with our groove.
“糖，糖，轰，轰”？ "Sugar, sugar, boom, boom"?
-是的！-好的让我们听听。 - Yes! - Fine. Let's hear it.
-你好？-你好 - Hello? - Hello?
哦，是的。巴斯托夫人。 Oh, yes. Mrs. Barstool.
是的，我现在正在修理你的车。 Yes, I'm working on your car right now.
应该在三点钟完成。 It should be done at three o'clock.
最好定在四点钟。 Better make that four o'clock.
4:30. 4:30.
第五季度。 Quarter five.
什么你刚进来换机油？ What? You just came in to change the oil?
我不是机械师！再见 I'm not a mechanic! Bye.
那首歌太棒了。 That song was amazing.
J“糖，糖，轰，轰，轰隆，轰隆J” J“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom, boom, boom j“
j“这个节拍很甜j” j“ this beat's something sweet j“
“糖，糖，繁荣，繁荣” j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j“
j“吊杆，吊杆j” j“ boom, boom j“
糖，糖，糖 j“ sugar, sugar, sugar, boom. J“
可以 Okay.
现在就行了。 That'll work for now.
但我们必须提前考虑结局，在结局中积分增加了三倍。 But we have to think ahead to the finale, where the points are tripled.
我们可以唱“啪的一声” We can sing "snap it hot."
每个人都喜欢这首歌。 Everybody loves that song.
或者，或者，或者“爱情风暴”。这是几个星期以来的第一名。 Or, or, or "love storm." That was number one for weeks.
不，如果你真的想把观众吹走， No, if you really wanna blow the audience away,
你不能唱别人的歌。 you can't do somebody else's song.
-但我们没有自己的歌曲。-隐马尔可夫模型。 - But we don't have our own song. - Hmm.
所以写一个。 So write one.
[毫米。 [Mhhmm.
你的过去是什么让你拥抱音乐的？ What in your past caused you to embrace music?
在我们长大的地方，其他孩子取笑我们。 Where we grew up, the other kids teased us.
-很多。-我们不一样， - A lot. - We were different,
所以他们取笑我们。 so they made fun of us.
那你是怎么想的？ And how did that make you feel?
悲哀的就像我们不能做自己一样。 Sad... like we couldn't be ourselves.
这就是我们开始演奏音乐的原因。 And that's why we started playing music.
这让我们感觉很好。就像我们属于某种东西。 It made us feel good. Like we belong to something.
这就是你需要写的。 That's what you need to write about.
你需要为自己做 You need to do it for yourselves
还有那些不适合的孩子。 and for all those kids out there who don't fit in.
但我们不是在抱怨自己的问题吗？ But won't it seem like we're whining about our problems?
不。有了音乐，你就有力量弥合分歧，让所有人团结在一起。 No. With music, you have the power to heal the divide and bring everyone together.
你真的认为我们能做到吗？ You really think we can do all that?
我相信你的才能。问题是，你呢？ I believe in your talents. The question is, do you?
-让我们去做吧！-是 啊 - Let's do it! - Yeah!
嘿 Hey!
注意你要去的地方。 Watch where you're going.
我你觉得呢，你拥有这条街？ Me? What do you think, you own the street?
是的，继续翻白眼。 Yeah, keep rolling your eyes.
也许你会在那里找到一个大脑。 Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
等一下。听起来很熟悉。 Hang on. That sounds familiar.
啊！ Ah!
嘘，嘘，嘘。嘘，嘘。 Shoosh, shoosh, shoosh, shoosh. Shoosh, shoosh.
就是这样！我一定是个扫烟囱的人。 That's it! I must be a chimney sweep.
J“哦，哦，噢，哦，哦J” J“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
-“哦，哦”-“糖，糖” - j“ oh, oh j“ - j“ sugar, sugarj'
j“哦，哦，噢，哦，哦j” j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
“哦，哦，糖，糖” j“ oh, oh, sugar, sugarj'
j“如果你想跳舞，就来和我一起跳舞j” j“ if you wanna dance, come dance with me j“
-“起来”-“糖，糖，轰，轰” - j“ get up j“ - j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j”
如果你想整晚下来 j“ if you wanna get down all night long j“
-j“把它调大”-j“糖，糖，轰，轰” - j“ turn it up j“ - j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j”
j“我们要把它抖出来抖出来，抖出来j” j“ we're gonna shake it out shake it out, shake it out j“
j“摇一摇，好像你根本不在乎j” j“ shake it like you just don't care j“
j“我们要把它抖出来抖出来，抖出来j” j“ we're gonna shake it out shake it out, shake it out j“
把你的手举到空中 j“ put your hands up in the air j“
-j“糖，糖，繁荣，繁荣j”-j“繁荣，繁荣” - j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j” - j“ boom, boom j“
j“这个节拍很甜j” j“ this beat's something sweet j“
-j“糖，糖，繁荣，繁荣j”-j“繁荣，繁荣” - j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j” - j“ boom, boom j“
j“糖、糖、糖，繁荣j” j“ sugar, sugar, sugar, boom j“
j“糖，糖，糖 j“ sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, boom, boom j“
“节奏太快了，我们管理房间” j“ beat's so fly, we run the room j“
j“带来热量，哟，我们热得像火j” j“ bring the heat, yo, we hot like fire j“
j“带你上去，我们会越来越高j” j“ taking you up we 're going higher and higher j"
j“我们要把它抖出来抖出来，抖出来j” j“ we're gonna shake it out shake it out, shake it out j“
j“摇一摇，好像你根本不在乎j” j“ shake it like you just don't care j“
j“我们要把它抖出来抖出来，抖出来j” j“ we're gonna shake it out shake it out, shake it out j“
把你的手举到空中 j“ put your hands up in the air j“
- j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j” - j“ boom, boom j“
j“这个节拍很甜j” j“ this beat's something sweet j“
j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j“
j“ boom, boom j“
j“ sugar, sugar, sugar, boom j“
- j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j” - j“ boom, boom j“
j“我们已经开始了” j“ we've got it going on j“
- j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j” - j“ boom, boom j“
糖，糖，糖 j“ sugar, sugar, sugar, boom, boom j”
j“哦，哦，噢，哦，哦j” j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
j“哦，哦j” j“ oh, oh j“
“糖，糖，繁荣，繁荣” j“ sugar, sugar, boom, boom j“
j“哦，哦，噢，哦，哦j” j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
焚化炉 fohj'
好吧，让我们听听尊敬的教练们的意见。 All right, let's hear from our esteemed coaches.
霓虹的 Neon?
再一次，我的男孩斧头把它钉住了。 Once again, my boy axe nailed it.
是 啊 Yeah.
我感觉他的吉他在给我唱歌。真是太棒了。 I felt like his guitar was singing to me. Just a stellar performance.
你对k-9有什么想法？ What are your thoughts on k-9?
好吧，乐队里没有人睡着，所以这很好。 Well, nobody in the band fell asleep, so that was good.
活力！博迪，你对此有什么看法？ Zing! Bodi, what do you have to say to that?
我认为这是一场非常扎实的表演。 I thought it was a really solid performance.
你确定吗？我觉得它们听起来有点刺耳。 Are you sure about that? They sounded a little pitchy to me.
嗯，是的，他们有点走调了。 Well, yeah, they were a little off-key here and there.
所以你承认这是一场有缺陷的表演？ So you admit it was a flawed performance?
-是的。嗯，什么？-哦，不。 - Yes. Well, what? - Oh, no.
是的，吉娃娃。 Ay, chihuahua.
来吧，博迪！反击！ Come on, bodi! Fight back!
再给他一拳，霓虹灯。 Zing him again, neon.
他们的表现哪一部分更差？ What part of their performance was worse?
跳舞看起来像是在等着上厕所， The dancing that looked like they were waiting to use the bathroom,
还是听起来像是在吮吸氦气的花栗鼠的歌声？ or the singing that sounded like they were chipmunks sucking on helium?
活力！ Zing!
他为什么只是坐在那里？ Why is he just sitting there?
也许他最近出了一场事故，导致他的腿没用了。 Perhaps he had a recent accident that rendered his legs useless.
不，我的意思是，他为什么什么都没说？ No, I mean, why isn't he saying anything?
也许是他腿部受伤的那次事故， Maybe the same accident where he hurt his legs,
他还损伤了声带。 he also damaged his vocal cords.
-他没有出事故。-哦 - He wasn't in an accident. - Oh.
这是个好消息， Well, that's good news,
因为有传言说他是。 'cause there was a rumor floating around that he was.
我当然不能责怪那些女孩。 Of course I can't blame the girls.
有了你作为他们的教练，这就像是音盲领导着音盲。 With you as their coach, it's like the tone-deaf leading the tone-deaf.
活力！霓虹灯，你着火了！ Zing! Neon, you're on fire!
我知道，我知道。他们可能不得不发布过热警告。 I know, I know. They may have to issue an excessive heat warning.
是的，霓虹灯。你很性感。 Yeah, neon. You're hot stuff all right.
总有一天，我知道你会走得更远。 And some day, I know you're gonna go far.
当你这样做的时候，请呆在那里。 And when you do, please stay there.
哦，紧身胸衣，有点半炫。 Ooh, bodi with a little half zinger.
是的，继续翻白眼，霓虹灯。 Yeah, keep rolling your eyes, neon.
也许你会在那里找到一个大脑。 Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
现在，这是一个十足的刺激。 Now that was a full-fledged zinger.
那是我的孩子。吉娃娃，是吗？ That's my boy. Chihuahua, huh?
听着，伙计，没有必要进行人身攻击。 Look, man, no need for personal attacks.
我只是想指出，很明显，斧头今天的表现更好。 I'm just pointing out that clearly axe had the better performance today.
是 啊 Yeah.
我很乐意同意你的观点，霓虹灯，但那样我们都错了。 And I would love to agree with you, neon, but then we would both be wrong.
活力！ Zing!
好吧，好吧。你打了几枪。 All right, all right. You got a couple of shots in.
不要开始认为你现在就是这样。 Don't start thinking you're all that now.
我不知道。了不起的事以我结束，没有天赋的事以你开始。 I don't know. Awesome ends with me and untalented begins with you.
活力！ Zing!
可以你知道吗？ Okay. You know what?
好吧，你只需要，呃，你。。。 Well, you just need to, uh, you...
-你只是，呃…-去什么？ - You just, uh... - To what?
对不起，霓虹灯。 Sorry, neon.
我不是故意要按你所有的按钮。我只是在找那个聋哑人。 I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for the mute.
活力！ Zing!
Lezah，我应该带一把铲子。 Lezah, I should have brought a shovel with me.
为什么？ Why is that?
因为我即将埋葬霓虹灯。 Because I'm about to Bury neon.
活力！看看紧身胸衣！ Zing! Look at bodi!
我们可能会有一个新的zing之王！ We may have a new king of zing!
让我们看看观众是怎么投票的。 Let's see how the audience voted.
飘忽不定，飘忽不定。 Drifty, drifty, drifty, drifty.
飘忽不定，飘忽不定。 Drifty, drifty, drifty.
嗯，至少我的一些羊毛是干净的。 Well, at least some of my wool is clean.
嘘，嘘，嘘。 Shush, shush, shush, shush.
飘忽不定，飘忽不定。 Drifty, drifty, drifty.
看看这个！ Look at that!
好吧 All right.
这里都打扫干净了。嘘，嘘。 All clean down here. Ta-shush, ta-shush.
你太棒了！ You were amazing!
你关闭了霓虹灯！你是个芭蕾舞演员。 You shut neon down! You are a baller.
博迪赢了！ Bodi got game!
所以今天没有日记亭，是吗？ So no diary booth today, huh?
不。 Nope.
博迪，你终于站起来了。 Bodi, you finally stepped it up.
我喜欢新的你，而这仅仅是一个开始。 I like the new you, and this is just the beginning.
从明天开始， Starting tomorrow,
我们将以你为中心发起一场全新的广告活动。 we're gonna launch a whole new ad campaign centered around you.
-我？-没错，博迪。 - Me? - That's right, bodi.
你是这个节目的新面孔。 You are the new face of the show.
zing之王。 The king of zing.
霓虹灯，如果你像嘴巴一样奔跑，你的身体会很好。 Neon, if you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
你就像七月的学校。不上课。 You're like school in July. No class.
博迪！ Bodi!
霓虹灯说他要废黜齐王。 Neon says he's gonna dethrone the king of zing.
你可以看出霓虹灯，我认为他闭着嘴听起来更好。 You can tell neon I think he sounds better with his mouth closed.
嗯？ Huh?
-嗯-是的 - Hmm. - Yes
下次，带上梯子， next time, bring a ladder with you,
因为只有这样你才能达到我的水平。 because that's the only way you'll get to my level.
这就是为什么他们叫博迪。。。 And that's why they call bodi...
zing之王！ The king of zing!
博迪，博迪，博迪，博蒂，博迪， Bodi, bodi, bodi, bodi,
-博迪，博迪！-博迪！ - bodi, bodi! - Bodi!
博迪！ Bodi!
我们在这里玩。 We're playing here.
嗯给我两秒钟时间。 Uh... just gimme two seconds.
这听起来怎么样？ How does this sound?
“我们太脱节了。 "We were so disconnected.
完全拒绝。 Totally rejected.
我们独自生活，仍然在一起， We were living on our own, still together,
-但是独自一人。”-米娅，那是火。 - but alone." - Mia, that is fire.
是的，那些歌词太野蛮了。 Yeah, those lyrics are savage.
是莱扎。我得接受这个。 It's lezah. I gotta take this.
博迪，你要去哪里？ Bodi, where are you going?
我得做这个播客，然后我要和出版商开会。 I gotta do this podcast, then I have a meeting with a publisher.
他们想让我写一本书。 They want me to write a book.
我们以为你会帮我们唱这首歌。 We thought you were gonna help us with our song.
今晚是大结局！ The finale is tonight!
我知道，我会的。给我几个小时。 I know, I will. Just gimme a few hours.
我知道我们现在正在节目中扼杀它， I know we're, like, killing it on the show now,
但有些事情感觉不对劲。 but something doesn't feel right.
我是什么？我该怎么办？ What am I? What do I do?
我只是四处游荡不知道。我什么都不知道！ I'm just wandering around not knowing. I don't know nothing!
我卖鞋子吗？怀疑，不喜欢脚。 Do I sell shoes? Doubtful, don't like feet.
高层窗户清洁剂？恐高。 High-rise window cleaner? Scared of heights.
比基彭 Beekeepen
不，他们会咬你，牙齿和狗一样大。 no, they'd bite you, with teeth as big as dogs.
我不知道！没人知道！ I don't know! No one knows!
如果有迹象就好了。 If only there was a sign.
哦 Oh.
坚持 Hang on.
说真的，我怎么能打败机器人？ Like, seriously, how can I beat a robot?
博迪还在镇的另一边。 Bodi's still on the other side of town.
你怎么知道的？他在发帖吗？ How do you know that? Is he posting?
不，我在他的手机上放了一个追踪器应用程序 No, I put a tracker app on his phone
所以我们知道他在哪里，因为他现在总是走。 so we know where he is, 'cause he's, like, always gone now.
是 啊没有他我们怎么才能完成这首歌？ Yeah. How are we gonna finish this song without him?
等等，我有个主意。跟我来。 Wait, I have an idea. Come with me.
哇！ Whoa!
你认为安格斯演奏了所有这些吗？ Do you think Angus played all of these?
我不知道，但[想知道]。 I don't know, but [want to.
等待 Wait.
上面写着：“明智地选择。只有一把吉他可以用。” It says: "Choose wisely. Only one guitar will work."
啊。这里确实有一百万把吉他。 Ugh. There are literally a million guitars in here.
-要花很长时间…-找到了！ - It would take forever to... - Found it!
-什么？你确定吗？-是的。 - What? Are you sure? - Yep.
-哪一个？-就是那个。 - Which one? - That one.
上面有气泡的那个。 The one with the bubbles on it.
你好 Hello?
哇！ Whoa!
祝贺你选择了泡泡吉他， Congratulations. You have chosen the bubble guitar,
这是我最喜欢的吉他，因为我真的很喜欢泡泡。 which is my favorite guitar, 'cause I really like bubbles, you see.
我喜欢沐浴泡沫。我喜欢泡泡糖。 Ilike bath bubbles. I like bubble gum.
我喜欢用泡泡糖吹泡泡 I like blowing bubbles with the bubble gum
有时泡在泡泡浴里， in a bubble bath sometimes, you know,
因为我很疯狂，很摇滚。 'cause I'm very crazy and rock and roll.
因为你选择了这把泡泡吉他， Because you chose this bubble guitar,
我要和你分享我对吉他和泡泡糖的智慧。 I'm gonna share with you my wisdom about all things guitar and bubbly.
现在我喜欢其他乐器， Now I like other instruments,
就像，呃，你知道的，牛铃和格洛肯犬， like, uh, you know, the cowbell and the glockenspiel,
还有滑猴。 and the sliding monkey.
但是泡泡吉他真的很特别。 But the bubble guitar is really quite special.
它是乐器中的独角兽，因为它太神奇了。 It is the unicorn of instruments because it's so magical.
“嗯，这怎么这么神奇？”你问。好吧，看看这个。 "Well, how is it so magical?" You ask. Well, look at this.
这是whammy酒吧。 This is the whammy bar.
有了这个，我也可以发出所有其他有趣的声音。 With this I can make all these other interesting sounds as well.
听起来像大象。 That sounds like an elephant.
那是一辆摩托车。 That's a motorbike.
这是一台六速搅拌机。 That's a six-speed blender.
这听这个。 This... listen to this one.
这是光谱滑翔。其他被称为“哇”效应。 This is the spectral glide. Othen/vise known as the "wah" effect.
这是一个健谈的盒子。 And this one is a talky-box.
它总是很吵而且。。。 It's always loud and the...
-这就像自动调谐。-只有更好。 - It's like auto-tune. - Only better.
现在想象一下你可以用泡泡吉他创造什么。 Now just imagine what you could create with the bubble guitar.
这就是博迪所说的。 So this is what bodi was talking about.
我们在录音，对吧？ We were recording, right?
嗯 Uh...
奥兹，你就是那个男人！ Ozzie, you're the man!
或者是机器人。或者其他什么。 Or the robot. Or whatever.
我会把这首歌上传给博迪。 I'll upload the song and send it to bodi.
他会喜欢的。 He's gonna love it.
我们今晚的特色菜是气泡和吱吱作响的饺子。 Our special tonight is bubble and squeak dumplings.
你看，泡泡和吱吱声，里面有泡泡 You see, bubble and squeak, it's got bubbles in it
还有吱吱作响的东西，现在已经死了，所以它们不会吱吱作响。 and squeaky things, which are dead now so they don't squeak so much.
我们开始吧。所以，首先，我们添加一点这个。 Here we go. So first of all, we add a little bit of this.
把它放进去，一小撮盐调味，一点胡椒粉。 Put that into, pinch of salt for flavor, a bit of pepper.
这是白菜。这是一种刚刚放弃的蔬菜。 This is bok choy. That's a vegetable that's just given up.
把所有这些，一点这个，一点。。。 And put all that, bit of this, bit of...
哦，什么。。。那是，呃。。。香料。 Oh, what's... that's, uh... the spices.
这是牛至。 It's oregano.
这叫做dill。 That's called dill.
那是凯文。可以哦，对不起，伙计。 That's Kevin. Okay. Oh, sorry, mate.
嗯？ Huh?
瞧！好了。 Voila! There we go.
瞧，那是你的饭。吃吧。 Et voila', that is your meal. Eat it.
这很有力。 That's strong.
今晚一定要带上你的比赛，因为这是决赛。 Just make sure you bring your a game tonight, because it's the finals.
是的，我会的。但你得对博迪做点什么。 Yeah, I will. But you gotta do something about bodi.
别担心。我雇了一个人。 Don't worry. I hired a guy.
你雇了人带他出去？ You hired someone to take him out?
什么不，不。 What? Nah, nah.
我雇了一个笑话作家来为我写精彩的笑话。 I hired a joke writer to come up with zingers for me.
“所以让我们走到一起” J“ so let's come together j“
-那是原作吗？-我以前从未听说过。 - is that an original? - I've never heard it before.
呵呵。那是直接开火。 Huh. That is straight up fire.
J“在一起” J“ together j“
是他们写的吗？ Did they write this?
我认为是这样。 I think so.
这一切都是关于正能量、团结和团结。 It's all about positive energy and togetherness and unity.
不，不，不。他们不会在我的节目中唱那样的歌。 No, no, no, no. They are not doing a song like that on my show.
它会毁掉我创造的一切！ It'll ruin everything I've created!
嘿，嘿，你无法阻止他们唱自己的歌。 Hey, hey, you can't stop them from doing their own song.
哦，你会对我的能力感到惊讶的。 Oh, you'd be surprised what I'm capable of.
嗯？ Huh?
你看到紧身胸衣了吗？ Have you seen bodi?
他不久前还在这里，但他离开了。 He was here a while ago, but he left.
怎么了？ What's up?
我们想知道他对我们的新歌有什么看法。 We were wondering what he thought of our new song.
你今晚不打算唱那首歌，是吗？ You're not planning on singing that song tonight, are you?
对为什么？你不喜欢吗？ Yes. Why? Don't you like it?
哦，我喜欢它。 Oh, I love it.
只是。。。好 It's just that... well...
什么 What?
我不太确定博迪是否喜欢它。 I'm not so sure bodi liked it.
他说了什么吗？ Did he say something?
对在日记亭里。 Yes. In the diary booth.
嗯？ Huh?
我不太愿意给你看，但是。。。 I hesitate to show you this, but...
女孩们想唱的新歌， That new song the girls wanna sing,
这不好。 it's not good.
这甚至不是音乐。 It's not even music.
写作不需要天赋，唱歌也不需要天赋。 It took no talent to write and less talent to sing.
我的意思是，如果这是他们想做的那种音乐， I mean, if that's the kind of music they wanna do,
我不知道是不是！可以继续演出。 I don't know if! Can continue to do the show.
这就是我多么不喜欢那首歌。 That's how much I don't like that song.
很抱歉你看到了，但你真的应该知道真相。 I'm sorry you had to see that, but you really should know the truth.
好吧，我们选五个，好吗？ Okay, let's take five, all right?
塔达。你怎么认为？ Ta-da. What do you think?
你看起来像那个在深夜电视上卖床垫的家伙。 You look like that dude that sells mattresses on late night TV.
我是zing之王。 I'm the king of zing.
这和音乐有什么关系？ What does that have to do with music?
没有什么但这是节目的关键。 Nothing. But it's the hook for the show.
这有点不酷，因为这都是关于你的肮脏之类的。 Which is kind of not cool, because it's all about you being nasty and stuff.
-是的，但这一切都很有趣。-我不知道。 - Yeah, but it's all in good fun. - I don't know.
你在电视上做的事会影响到别人。 What you do on TV affects others.
你希望每个人都这样做吗？ Is this how you want everyone to act?
哦，女孩们给我发了她们的新歌。 Oh, the girls sent me their new song.
J“敢于与众不同” J“ dare to be different j“
j“独特而舒适的j” j“ unique and comforted j“
j“只有我和你j” j“ that's just me and you j“
j“所以让我们走到一起j” j“ so let's come together j“
-j“所以让我们走到一起…j”-团结一致。 - j“ so let's come together... j“ - togetherness and unity.
这就是我希望人们采取的行动。 Now that is how I would like people to act.
好吧，坚持住。 Well, rock on to that.
博迪，他们已经为你准备好了。 Bodi, they're ready for you.
我受够了。是时候唱歌了。 I'm done with zing. It's time to sing.
呃，紧身胸衣？博迪？ Eh, bodi? Bodi?
听好了，听好了。 Hear ye, hear ye.
有人有兴趣买床垫吗？ Is anyone interested in buying a mattress?
嘿，女孩们。我喜欢你的新歌。 Hey, girls. I loved your new song.
我们需要在演出前排练。 We need to rehearse it before the show.
嗯？ Huh?
博迪，我们看到了你的视频日记。 Bodi, we saw your video diary.
你对我们开了几枪。 You took some savage shots at us.
什么 What?
我们理解如果你不喜欢我们的歌， We understand if you don't like our song,
但你的激情已经失控了。 but your zinging is out of control.
我们以为你是我们的朋友，但你伤害了我们。 We thought you were our friend, but you hurt us.
这就像是又一次当小孩子一样。 It was just like being little kids all over again.
你曾经说过音乐会让我们走到一起。 You once said that music would bring us together.
但如果你所要做的就是把我们拆散， But if all you're gonna do is tear us apart,
我们不能参加演出。 we can't be part of the show.
-我们要回家了。-回家。。。 - We 're going back home. - Back home...
发生了什么事？ What is going on?
莱扎？嗯？ Lezah? Huh?
安格斯是我认识的唯一一个用紫色钢笔写音乐的人。 Angus is the only one I know who writes music with a purple pen.
安格斯，这太神奇了。 Angus, this is amazing.
你为什么不在节目中播放这个？ Why didn't you play this on the show?
女孩们想唱的那首新歌不太好。 That new song the girls wanna sing, it's not good.
这甚至不是音乐。 It's not even music.
写作不需要天赋，而且。。。 It took no talent to write and...
哦，不！ Oh, no!
米娅，露西，苔丝！ Mia, Lucy, Tess!
嗯。。。 Um...
我在视频里没有说你的歌！ I wasn't talking about your song in the video!
-博迪想说什么？-嗯，我。。。 - What is bodi trying to say? - Well, I...
没关系。 It doesn't matter.
我喜欢你的歌！ I love your song!
是的，对。 Yeah, right.
与其互相争斗， Instead of fighting against each other,
我们应该在和谐中共同努力。 we should be working together in Harmony.
米娅、露西、苔丝。 Mia, Lucy, Tess.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我迷失了方向，忘记了这个节目的全部内容。 I've lost my way and forgot what this show is all about.
这与精彩无关。这是关于音乐的。 It's not about zingers. It's about music.
音乐并不是要分裂我们。 Music isn't meant to divide us.
它应该让我们走到一起。 It's supposed to bring us together.
谢谢你用你优美的歌曲提醒我这一点。 And thanks for reminding me of that with your beautiful song.
我为你感到骄傲。 I am so proud of you.
如果你能在心里原谅我， And if you can find it in your heart to forgive me,
我很荣幸能和你一起唱这首歌， I would be honored to sing it with you,
和谐地团结在一起。 together, as one, in Harmony.
我们该怎么办？ What should we do?
嘿，怎么了？你为什么发布我的视频日记？ Hey, what's going on? Why did you post my video diary?
因为k-9今晚不能唱那首歌。 Because k-9 can't sing that song tonight.
-为什么不呢？-一首关于团结的歌？ - Why not? - A song about togetherness?
冲突在哪里？戏剧在哪里？ Where's the conflict? Where's the drama?
没有它，我们就没有演出。 Without it, we don't have a show.
你可以表演一下。这并不全是负面的。 You could have a show. It just wouldn't be all negative.
这个节目必须是负面的。这就是让观众愤怒的地方。 The show has to be negative. That's what gets viewers riled up.
你为什么要让每个人都激动？ Why do you want everybody agitated?
因为那样我们就可以回到过去了。 Because then we can go back to the old ways.
嗯，我知道那个声音。 Hmm. I know that voice.
-你听起来像…-黑泽尔？ - You sound like... - Hazel?
是的，但是。。。 Yeah, but...
我想你从来没有想过黑泽尔的倒过来拼写是lezah。 I guess you never figured out that Hazel spelled backwards is lezah.
-你还好吗？-对 - Are you okay? - Yes!
这个面具很狡猾。 This mask is, uh, tricky.
你能帮我一把吗？ Could you gimme a hand?
什么你是黑泽尔？ What? You're Hazel?
对我是一只披着狼衣服的羊。 Yes! I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing.
你们怎么了？ What is it with you guys?
一开始是狼假装成羊，现在是羊变成狼？ First it was wolves pretending to be sheep and now it's sheep becoming wolves?
非常令人困惑。 Very confusing.
这真的很简单，博迪。 It's really quite simple, bodi.
我更喜欢狼追羊的时候 I liked it much better when the wolves were after the sheep
羊不得不反击。 and the sheep had to fight back.
那些日子已经结束了。 Those days are over.
我要把它们带回来。 I'm bringing them back.
这个节目很有帮助。 And this show is helping.
对不起，黑泽尔，但我不能让你继续这样下去。 I'm sorry, Hazel, but I can't let you continue this.
全世界都需要听到k-9的歌声。 The world needs to hear k-9's song.
我们需要团结，而不是分裂。 We need unity, not division.
你听起来很散漫。 You sound just like scattergood.
这就是为什么我不得不抛弃他。 That's why I had to do away with him.
什么什么 What? What?!
我不知道你对安格斯做了什么， Look, I don't know what you did with Angus,
但你告诉我他在哪里，我们要把这个节目关掉。 but you are telling me where he is and we are shutting this show down.
好吧，也许你打扮成狼已经太久了， Okay, maybe you've been dressing up as a wolf too long,
但你是一只羊，我是一只獒犬。 but you're a sheep and I'm a mastiff.
-嗯，他是只狼。-什么 - Uh-huh, and he's a wolf. - What?
真正地煎锅？ Really? A frying pan?
呃，它起作用了，不是吗？ Eh, it worked, didn't it?
你和拉里之间还好吗？我以为你们两个是朋友。 Everything okay between you and Larry? I thought you two were friends.
我不知道他怎么了。 I don't know what's gotten into him.
最近，他变得狼吞虎咽。 Lately, he's been getting all wolfy.
-真的吗？-他不是唯一一个。 - Really? - He's not the only one.
你注意到他们现在总是组团旅行吗？ Have you noticed how they always travel in groups now?
打包心态。 Pack mentality.
前几天晚上，我听到他们中的几个在嚎叫，当时还不是满月。 The other night I heard several of them howling and it wasn't even a full moon.
它正在给新月打蜡。 It was waxing Crescent.
不。那是一轮逐渐减弱的凸月。 Nope. It was a waning gibbous moon.
我觉得那些鹿角对你的接待很差。 I think you're getting poor reception with those antlers.
它正在给新月打蜡。 It was waxing Crescent.
它们是角。我知道我的月相。 They're horns. And I know my lunar phases.
它正在减弱，你这个蠢蛋。 It was waning gibbous, you dingle head.
这真的重要吗？ Does it really matter?
关键是，狼群可能正在回归他们的老路。 The point is the wolves may be returning to their old ways.
所以我们最好密切关注他们。 So we better keep an eye on them.
博迪，我们回来了！ Bodi, we're back!
嗯？ Huh?
博迪！ Bodi!
博迪，你在哪里？ Bodi, where are you?
博迪！ Bodi!
他在哪里？ Where is he?
博迪！ Bodi!
我又打了电话。他仍然没有回答。 I called again. He's still not answering.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
等等，我知道！我会用这个应用程序找到他。 Wait, I know! I'll use the app to find him.
他在城市的另一边做什么， What is he doing on the other side of town,
-在…仓库里？-嗯？ - in... a warehouse? - Huh?
你做的不对。 What you're doing isn't right.
我知道，但这很有趣，我喜欢和黑泽尔一起工作。 I know, but it is fun, and I like working with Hazel.
但如果你成功了，你就不能成为朋友。 But if you succeed, you can't be friends.
你想说什么？ What are you trying to say?
狼攻击绵羊，绵羊逃跑。 That wolves attack sheep and sheep run.
面对这一切，很难保持牢固的友谊。 Hard to maintain a solid friendship with all that going on.
你不知道。 You don't know.
我们也许可以做出一些安排。 We might be able to work out some kind of arrangements.
她和我可以。。。嘿 Her and I can... hey!
我知道你想做什么，但这行不通。 I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work.
你不能离开这里。 You're not getting outta here.
嗯？那是什么？ Huh? What is that?
-我想这是一架直升机。-在里面？ - I think it's a helicopter. - Inside here?
-你知道怎么开这个吗？-别担心。 - Do you know how to drive this? - Don't worry.
我一直在玩赛车游戏。 I play racing games all the time.
-嗯？-我看到操纵杆了， - Huh? - Well, I see the joystick,
但是这个东西的启动按钮在哪里？ but where's the start button on this thing?
嗯？ Huh?
哇！ Whoa!
鲸鱼？在这里？这怎么可能？ A whale? In here? How is that possible?
欢迎收看这一季的大结局。 Welcome to the season finale of battle the beat.
我有一些惊人的消息要透露。 I have some startling news to reveal.
她说了令人震惊的消息吗？ Did she say startling news?
是的，现在安静下来，我们可以听到。 Yes, now quiet down so we can hear.
扣上嘴唇，胆小鬼，否则我会用你做一件羊毛外套。 Button the lips, sheepy, or I'll make a wool coat out of ya.
哇，哇，哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
你们俩为什么不把它塞上？ Why don't you both cork it?
嗯？ Huh?
嘘，嘘，嘘！ Shh, shh, shh!
嗯？ Huh?
我会在这次广告插播后立即公布重大新闻。 I'll reveal the big news right after this commercial break.
伙计们，帮个忙吗？ Um, guys, a little help?
感到恶心。 Getting nauseous.
沃伊拉。 Voila'.
爸爸，看！有人在屋顶上！ Dad, look! Someone's on the roof!
嗯？ Huh?
谢谢 Thanks.
嗯？ Huh?
游戏结束了。 Game over.
我们永远无法及时赶到。 We're never gonna make it in time.
我可以吗？ May I?
欢迎回来。 Welcome back.
你可能已经注意到霓虹灯和斧头在这里， You may have noticed that neon and axe are here,
但是博迪和k-9在哪里？ but where's bodi and k-9?
好吧，就像安格斯·散射古德一样， Well, much like Angus scattergood,
他们无法应付比赛而离开了演出。 they could not handle the competition and left the show.
哎哟！ Ouitters!
祝贺axe和他的教练neon。 Congratulations to axe and his coach, neon.
你是我们战斗的新冠军。 You are our new champions of battle the beat.
而我7！收回我的权杖。 And I 7! Take my scepter back.
不要那么快！ Not so fast!
K-9没有放弃任何东西。 K-9 isn't quitting anything.
他们是来让你大吃一惊的。快来，女孩们！ They're here to rock your socks off. Hit it, girls!
J“ we were so disconnected j“
j“ totally rejected j“
j“ we were living on our own together j"
j“ but all alone j“
j“ oh, oh, oh, oh j“
J“ and now we're standing taller j“
j“ united we 're strongerj'
j“ we can do anything togetherj'
j“ you and me j“
是时候进行音乐大战了。 time for the music battle.
两位艺术家同时表演。愿最好的乐队获胜！ Both artists performing at once. May the best band win!
J“ 80 disconnected j“
j“ totally rejected j“
j“ we were living on our own together j"
j“ but all alone j“
对 Yes!
博迪！ Bodi!
我知道那种音乐。那是我的音乐！ I know that music. That is my music!
那首音乐是我做的。我在做什么？我不是厨师。 I made that music. What am I doing? I'm not a chef.
我是一名音乐家！ I am a musician!
还有一个非常好的。 And a really good one.
-嘿！-我是摇滚之神。 - Hey! - I'm a rock god.
我是安格斯·散漫古德！ I'm Angus scattergood!
J“ working together j“
j“ we're better than everj'
j“ there's nothing that we can't do j“
j“ dare to be different j“
j“ unique and comforted j“
j“ that's just me and you j“
j“ so let's come together j“
j“ together j“
j“ so let's come together j“
-继续玩！-但是没有动力！ - Keep playing! - But there's no power!
你有力量。你知道怎么做。 You have the power. You know how to do this.
J“ working together j“
j“ we're better than everj'
j“ there's nothing that we can't do j“
J“ dare to be different j“
j“ unique and comforted j“
j“ that's just me and you j“
J“ so let's come together j“
j“ in Harmony j“
这不是你想看到的。 This is not what you wanna see.
你不想要Harmony。 You don't want Harmony.
你想要冲突和戏剧性。 You want conflict and drama.
你想要侮辱和谩骂！津吉斯！ You want insults and name-calling! Zingers!
错误的 Wrong!
是的，我知道，我回来了。 Yeah, I know, I'm back.
嘿，是安格斯！ Hey, it's Angus!
你知道，他看起来很像那个饺子店的人。 You know, he looks a lot like the guy from that dumpling place.
让我们这样做。 Let's do this.
-我们正在吃饺子，对吧？-嗯，没有。 - We're getting dumplings, right? - Uh, no.
我们要去电视演播室。 We're going to the TV studio.
哦但我们要吃饺子了，对吧？ Oh! But then we're getting dumplings, right?
听着，这个节目不是关于我的。 Listen, this show isn't about me.
是的，但是，你知道。。。 Well, it is, but, you know...
这与讨厌的主持人、参赛者或教练无关。 It's not about the annoying host, or the contestants, or the coaches.
这是关于一件事。这是关于音乐的，伙计。 It's about one thing. It's about the music, man.
音乐的一点是，你不能。。。你不能谈论它， And the one thing about music is, you can't... you can't talk about it,
你不能。。。你不能对它指手画脚。那太无聊了。 you can't... you can't ia-di-da about it. That's boring.
你对音乐唯一能做的就是播放它。 The only thing you can do with music is play it.
最好的游戏方式是一起玩。 And the best way to play is to play together.
所以，让我们摇滚吧，伙计！ So, let's rock and roll, man!
从不 Never!
不在我的节目中！ Not on my show!
现在是我的节目了，莱扎。所以退后，宝贝。 It's my show now, lezah. So just back off, baby.
嗯？ Huh?
那是为了头上的烟枪。 And that was for the bonk on the head.
一切都结束了。我的计划失败了。 It's over. My plan has failed.
我不在乎。 I don't care about that.
我没有帮你，因为我喜欢你的计划。 I didn't help you because I liked your plan.
我帮助你是因为。。。 I helped you because...
我“。我想”。你。 I ".Ihke" .you.
-你知道吗？-是 啊 - You do? - Yeah.
你很漂亮。 You're pretty.
你觉得我很漂亮吗？ You think I'm pretty?
你有一双美丽的眼睛。 You have beautiful eyes.
我有一双漂亮的眼睛？ I have beautiful eyes?
嗯。我不想吃你。 Uh-huh. I don't wanna eat you.
我想吻你。 I wanna kiss you.
J“ and now we're standing taller j“
j“ united we are stronger j“
j“ we can do anything togetherj'
j“ you and me j“
j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
j“ different in every way j“
j“ we don't care what they say j“
j“ always real, don't pretend j“
j“ there when you need a friend j“
j“ we got each other's back j“
j“ no matter where we 're at j“
- j“ that's right j“ - j“ positive energy j”
j“ and unity j“
J“ working together j“
“我们比任何人都好” j“ we're better than everj'
“没有什么是我们不能做的” j“ there's nothing we can't do j“
j“ dare to be different j“
j“ unique and comforted j“
j“ that's just me and you j“
j“ so let's come together j“
j“ in Harmony j“
j“ so let's come together j“
j“ in Harmony j“
j“ working together j“
“我们比任何人都好” j“ we're better than everj'
“没有什么是我们不能做的” j“ there's nothing we can't do j“
猜猜是谁？ Guess who?
拉里？ Larry?
“只有我和你” J“ that's just me and you j“
-嘿，弗利特伍德。-丁格尔头。 - hey, fleetwood. - Dingle head.
那么你认为谁赢了？ So who do you think won?
我想说我们都做到了。 I'd say we all did.
让我们走到一起 J“ let's come togetherj'